bestard

word u cant get in troble for sayn to a teacher at school (HELL) or replacement of bastard

hey besterd. Jonny what did u say!!!!! besterd mr.jackwack .........................................(we call him mr.JackWack because he got caught jackn off in hes class room)

by TJazz March 21, 2004

bestest buddie

noun-a best friend that is a guy!

santos:"Hey natasha!"
natasha:"hey bestest buddie!"

by nattie-poo September 29, 2007

bestial entrapment

Occurs when a man in the army tricks an animal into providing sexual favors.

Dude! That's not right! I think you can get arrested for bestial entrapment.

Damn.

by ploof October 18, 2008

Bestfakedoctornotes.com

A badass place to get doctor's notes that look real to get you out of work or school.

"Yo brotherman, I just used bestfakedoctornotes.com to get out of 5 days of gym class"

by Dr EZ Streat October 9, 2012

Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, non-human animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry Porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually furry porn by definition isn’t bestiality. Furries are human(anthro) animals. Anthropomorphism is completely separate from bestiality or zoophilia. Not that that matters, considering bestiality refers to real animals like dogs and horses, not furries, pokémon, dragons, aliens, or monsters.”

by semennachos February 13, 2021

bestest

Opposite to worstest.

You are the bestest human being available!

He is the worstest scum ever.

by Melita July 20, 2008

BESTEST

Think about the good.

Now think about the best.

Well, bestest is better than the best. Now you can go use it all over the nerd forums on the Internet and try to look cool.

Nerd1: 0MG LoLz I HaEV C00kies!1
Nerd2: YaY C00KIES!1!111111oneone
Guy trying to look like a cool nerd: YEZ COOKIES ARE TEH BESTEST EVAH LOLOLOLO
Nerd1: ...
Nerd1: Asshole.

by Jonny12345 October 31, 2007