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Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Also known as BHPS.

A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.

The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.

The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.

For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.

This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.

Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.

The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.

There wasn't.

It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
by Jomamanoidus Rex March 20, 2013
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A word used to describe something or someone that is weird, awkward, crazy, or messed up. It is always used in a negative connotation and mostly as an adjective. It can also refer to an action in/of a situation that is out of proportion to what may typically be socially acceptable.

Pronunciation- buh-'JIG-guh-dee

Other spellings- Bejigedy

Abbreviation- bejigg or bejig
The singer sang a bejiggedy high note because she was not singing correctly and using her breath support.

"Don't get too bejiggedy before your test! Being bejiggedy will make you neverous and you'll forget what you studied."

The traffic on the highway was bejiggedy because people were swerving erratically in and out of lanes, which slowed my commute to work.

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