bedsexual

when somebody is so alone that they dont even have sex so the only thing they sleep with is there bed

He hasent had a gf in like 3 mounths...i think hes a bedsexual

by Sharpie-san November 11, 2014

Beeded

When your drunk off beer and high.

Yo, I was "beeded" at that party last night!

by g5369 February 8, 2009

Beaser

penis

The dog's beaser seemed to have grown when he saw the poodle.

by vader1928 August 26, 2010

beejeebers

Beejeebers are reflections of your soul. It's good to lose a few every now and then. They are fattening!

You scared the beejeebers out of me.

by Guardian angel September 29, 2013

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

beegees

That creaking, groaning, almost explosive movement of the stomach or bowels either due to a tense situation or pre-diarrhea stage due to something you ate or just having a shit filled situation.

Damn those White Castle sliders and prune juice for giving me the beegees!

by SEY January 24, 2008

Beefed

(a) For something to be bad or disappointing.

(b) When a joint or blunt has reached the roach or has been smoked to the base.

(a) I watched that new movie today, it was pretty beefed.

(b) That joint is beefed.

by Pitt Campbell September 9, 2011