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Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
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Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.
"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."
by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009
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Birchington on sea

The place where you and your girlfriend go because her mother has banned her from seeing you because shes homophobic.

The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.

Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.
"Hey do you want to go to Birchington on sea?"

"What so we can continue our secret relationship and have sex in public toilets?"

"Yes thats exactly why"
by That unwanted lesbian April 1, 2009
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Bleaching

(blēch•íng) ppv
the act of whitewashing one’s words, usually after the fact, in attempt to mitigate public disapproval, aka moving the goalposts, aka inventing the long story, aka out of whole cloth, aka changing his tune, aka telling us another tale
clorox spin retract withdraw prevaricate
“ You are just bleaching now; I heard what you said the first time
“Stop bleaching, you liar”
“Bleaching won’t save you, the whole world heard what you said
by effinrit April 26, 2020
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bearing a child

when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).
lisa has beared a child many a time.
by sab dad June 19, 2004
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Benching

To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.
There are way to many homeless bums benching in central park today.
by poorlittlerichboy March 26, 2010
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muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own
by peter gosinya January 11, 2009
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