ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.
I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.
by David Ashton February 25, 2005
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jim beam apple

Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.
Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
by Ron Swansan April 05, 2016
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Full beam bandit

A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.

They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.

If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.

Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.
John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...
by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016
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brown laser beam

liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
by spaff61 December 01, 2011
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Jamaican high beams

When you put on a headlight and put your entire head up your buddys anus and graze the ass wool.
Rhemy and I tried Jamaican high beams last night, it was epic!
by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021
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Civil Rights Beam

How Martin Luther King Jr. tried to end racism once and for all by killing Donald Trump
Martin Luther: Prepare for my civil rights beam!
Trump: *fucking dies*
by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021
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High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.
Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!
by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009
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