That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston
by Don Chavez February 9, 2015
Get the Bearded Holston mug.Having an excess cash-flow. To have large lump sums of money surrounding you at all times.
Can also be related to someone who is broke as fuck and is simply excited to get a $142 pay check and show it off.
Can also be related to someone who is broke as fuck and is simply excited to get a $142 pay check and show it off.
Aye dat nigga is dummy breaded. He stay on the grind.
I just got my paycheck so I'm dummy breaded. Let's get on some Natty.
Homie dat bop finna by ma suga mamma cuz she dummy breaded.
Brody I got dummy gigs and get dum hoes cuz I'm dummy breaded.
I just got my paycheck so I'm dummy breaded. Let's get on some Natty.
Homie dat bop finna by ma suga mamma cuz she dummy breaded.
Brody I got dummy gigs and get dum hoes cuz I'm dummy breaded.
by DummyTired April 27, 2010
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The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
by 12432425 April 22, 2009
Get the angry bearded pirate mug.Bearded weirdo: Yuppy poser that frequents cafes wearing a scruffy beard ,a feminized shoulder purse,tight jeans,finger nail polish,total closet case that has bi-polar tendencies to either shoot heroin or suck dick,favorite activity is playing hide the salami with bros
Bearded weirdo":So what do you think of President Obama"?
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot
by Burningwreckage July 15, 2016
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Get the Spearing the bearded clam mug.Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008
Get the bearded mug.1. The most amazing pet in the world!
2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)
3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)
4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!
2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)
3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)
4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!
1. I recommend everyone to get a Bearded Dragon as a pet.
2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!
3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!
4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!
2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!
3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!
4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!
by adorkable27 December 26, 2011
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