Doing a bardo

The art of performing sexual acts on a field for a small fee.

That guy over there is a doing a bardo with her.

by Spectre97 November 8, 2020

tone-def bard

another name for venti

Paimon: you should be called, aha! Tone-def bard!
Venti: -probably questioning why he came to mondstadt-

by ssodium cchloride July 10, 2021

Bardha

Bardha is the name of that quiet, weird, smart, foreign girl, that is disgustingly kind, and has a huge obsession with books. I mean like huge, she is all was reading sometimes you wonder if she will end up marrying her books (She has her bookshelf organized by emotion). She is the one person in the classroom that actually cares about the lesson and will willingly take notes. Bardha is a really kind nice girl who doesn't like to talk about sex, murder, or anything fun. She is also very short average height is 4'11. Do not make fun of their height, try to steal books, threaten to destroy books, pronounce their name wrong, say any dark humor jokes around them multiple times, annoy them, or touch them like hug them or pat their head, they do have angry sides which will proceed to cuss you out, hit you with their book, or practically yell lectures at you.

Bardha the weird foreign girl.

by muffinpants567 August 10, 2015

Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005

Bard College

A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".

A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).

by kok'n'ballz December 11, 2009

Bardsleyism

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

VAUGHN BARD

He is a narcissist he is very sweet and charming and has the most gorgeous smile he will make you feel like you are on top of the world and the most beautiful thing and then within a second he'll rip it all away from you and tell you you're nothing but shit.
He only takes he never gives he has a big cock and will ruin you for the rest but remember this piece of shit is a narcissist who will mentally abuse you and then eventually physically

So don't let that smile Charming ladies because you're only next not the last...

VAUGHN BARD A narcissist that will break you down

by Rapunzel.333 October 10, 2019