Detroit car battery 

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

Detroit car battery by yessahh August 20, 2008

put the battery on

to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you

Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.

put the battery on by pinkrican June 15, 2007

shit battery 

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

shit battery by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

the battery 

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

the battery by Sean February 22, 2003

Sexual Battery 

When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.

Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.

Sexual Battery by Logibear69 March 15, 2019

Love Battery 

Another name for a mans penis.

"Hey Sarah, how did your date go last night?"

"OMG Jen, he can sure use his Love Battery!"

Love Battery by Calymonkey April 22, 2010

1% battery

where your device/computer is dying

hi i have 1% battery left k bye now

1% battery by stupid hybrid demon wolf thing June 20, 2021