bastoont

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

by shittyfart November 25, 2022

Batootihead

The leader of the Batooti cult

Both a compliment and an insult

"STFU you absolute batootihead."

"I love you so fucking much you batootihead"

by Batootihead February 22, 2023

badoonkers

really big juicy tits

“bro she had some badoonkers”

by d21bw69 August 12, 2023

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016

dirty baboon

When a girl has been recently penetrated, and brutally spanked on her ass. Her ass is red like a baboon for days on end.

That gurl has a dirty baboon

by rayjat July 31, 2017

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Hotbox Baton

(V)Hot-Box Buh-taun: When one is on an elevator with a sole person, busts ass and immediately get off the next floor. AS the elevator picks up the next person, the "sole person" will be blamed.

I...err I mean this guy busted ass while I was in the elevator and got off at the next floor. I was deeply ashamed when a young hot blond entered the elevator two floors later. By doing this, he successful completed a hotbox baton.

by Willie Dueher October 30, 2006