Bastardly Bastard

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

Bastardice

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.

"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Bastard Box

A Bastard Box is quite simply any roadside speed camera.

A typical bastard box would be a GATSO speed camera.

by CaptainAHaB July 3, 2009

Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 8, 2018

You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.

My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night

by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009

professional bastard

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

Victoria Bastard

A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.

Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"

by MatakaMsuri January 19, 2011