barf-by

The act of being so totally twisted that you have to spray vomit while driving/riding

Ben: "Man you missed the show last night. We were mad wasted leaving the bar and Myles pulled a barf-by right in front of a cop"
Chris: "That is so rad!"

by MylesHigh January 10, 2008

barfoon

The neighborhood loudmouth who appears daily at the local watering hole.

It doesn't take long for this barfoon to make everyone wish he'd just shut up.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Barefoot Enthusiast

Enthusiast:
1: a person who is filled with enthusiasm for some principle, pursuit, etc.; a person of ardent zeal: a sports enthusiast.
2: a religious visionary or fanatic.

Barefoot:
1: Wearing nothing on the feet.

Barefoot Enthusiast:

1: Someone who does not like wearing shoes, but enjoys being barefoot and feeling the world at/on their feet.

Kid: Why aren't you wearing any shoes?
You: Because my feet can't breathe in shoes and being barefoot is very comfortable. I'm a Barefoot Enthusiast.

by Longhaired Child November 7, 2011

barefooted

A Person who hates wearing shoes and really loves seein Ganda having bare feet out in public let there bare soles get dirty

I walked Barefooted in the shops and my bare soles went black and dirty I loved it

by The Barefooted Boy March 6, 2017

Bareface

Somebody who refuses to wear a mask without a legitimate reason not to.

He came into my shop without a mask, so I turned that bareface away.

by Playahuasca July 22, 2020

Jargon Barf

Heavy use of acronyms, catchphrases and buzzwords during a conversation. Favored by project managers and team leaders at large corporations.

"Ugh, working here drives me nuts...my boss just uses jargon barf in meetings instead of actually communicating!"

"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".

by Hodaka July 9, 2010

Barfoot

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006