Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

PUTA BERETA

CHEAP WHORE IN SPANISH

tu madre esta una puta bereta

Your mother is a cheap whore

by tbritish1022 April 11, 2009

bareback gateway

the practice whereby one homosexual male rubs his unprotected, erect genitals between the cheeks of another during foreplay to induce arousal while inadvertently "slipping" into the anus of the passive partner. Thus leading to unintended unprotected sex.

Dude we shouldn't have done it bareback. respondent- i know its that darn bareback gateway that gets us.

by crackfox88 November 10, 2010

Bareback

To eat any food(s) without bun, breading, or any coating that said food would normally be equipped with. In other words, how it's naturally prepared or comes in packaging

Jesse was pounding down a couple bareback dogs with no buns. We should start calling him Bareback daddy Warbucks

by Dock Tour Soose May 30, 2017

Bareass

Describes a kid who is extremly ugly and likes to date men(ugly girls). It also gets its teeth punched in. Also has a holiday after him.

Johnny Bareass. Jack John. Happy hate John week

by Joe November 30, 2004

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 8, 2006

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005