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Barking

If you don't stop barking I will beat yo ugly a** up.
by ArandomGAL August 13, 2019
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Bitch-Booking

Posting vague, bitchy, rude facebook statuses
Kathryn's bitch-booking again. She just updated her status to "Get over yourself."
by BixiBite January 25, 2011
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Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.
I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.
by swissbanker August 1, 2011
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Aching for a baking

A phrase used to indicate a strong desire to smoke cannabis.
Fuck yes! I'm aching for a baking.
by Ed-dog March 30, 2011
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baking bread

when a female has a yeast infection and radiates a funk after getting up from a seated position or General hellacious odor associated with yeast infections coming from a female's area.
Whoa dude did you smell that? "yeah bro, she's baking bread!" ooh that explains it.

or

Is bread-bakin'amanda gunna be there? "yeah bro she is" DAMN it. she stinks!!!!
by tim baxter April 24, 2006
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nigger banking

This is when a large, well known bank moves into a poor predominantly Black neighborhood and enacts policies of high fees and interest rates and confusing or misleading information, designed to screw over their poor customers.
Where'd I get all these fees on my debit card?
Dude, that's cause they're nigger banking you.
by talkingtruth December 13, 2010
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barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007
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