Banter Blanket

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.

Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.

by Stewie B April 2, 2010

Banter

The contemporary meaning for abuse and idle chatting and socially inexcusable comments by those people who lack the ability to construct intellectual arguments.

I am going to eat pizza, Banter !

by 922 October 21, 2012

Banter

Apparently another word for being a cunt

"josh your such a banter

by example5557 November 14, 2011

Banter

"banter" = when the bullying becomes too much for the recipient, the sender declares 'its only banter', as an escape goat, deeming it acceptable behavior

"You are fucking useless at this job"
"Oh thanks..."
"Only kidding mate, just banter"

by RealMenCry September 26, 2018

BANTER

Word to describe absolute first class humerous bickering and or insulting.

Chav: oy mate u look like a cock
Top lad: shut it you uneducated arse
Chav: hey I've got three btecs u twat
Top lad: I rest my case
BANTER SIR!!

by Lord of the banter February 10, 2012

banter

the descriptin of "having a good time"
can also be used in a variety of forms

banterphenalia
banter inducer
banter reducer

most common form is that of Banter merhant, a purveyor of banter

we had serious banter last night
borris is a banter merchant

by stephen barry April 18, 2005

banter fc

Manchester United

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc

by jimmythelord September 22, 2020