bacon ring

The circle of flesh that makes up the (anus)

bacon ring, mmmmmmmmmmmm

by Randyg March 18, 2003

Bacoboner

(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything better."

"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be OK in about 5 minutes."

by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010

Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

by JiXer April 18, 2011

Bacolod

A city on the island of Negros in the Philippines, arguably the best city ever. It is knows for the Masskara festival, a parade of masked people dancing through the city streets. It is also know for it's overall super awesomeness. The people are friendly, and it's great to live in. All residents of Bacolod embody the Pinoy spirit, just like any other city in the Philippines. For tourists, hotel accommodations are easy to find and from Bacolod you can visit a lot of other places in Negros.

Dude, I live in Bacolod and it's the best.

I just came back from Bacolod, and now I think I'm a little more awesome.

by pacmanawesomepants October 14, 2009

bacon sandwich

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).

Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.

by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008

Canadian Bacon

Ham

This Canadian bacon taste like ham!

Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}

HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!

by JakeSAUCE December 19, 2008