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tit fuck her ass 

when getting so hot that you wanna spread her but cheeks stick your dick between them and fuck them like they're tits.
in any case "her" in "tit fuck her ass" can be changed to it your his etc.
"That party was so insane, I think I shouldn't of tit fuck her ass." "Who?" "My girl, and seven other chicks" "You got issues." "Stop saying that or tit fuck your ass!" "Weirdo."
tit fuck her ass by jony redcorn January 19, 2009

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Ass crack of fuck 

๐Ÿ‘ Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" ๐ŸŒ… This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

Im gonna fuck your ass 

Means sex. Theyโ€™re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!
You: Im gonna fuck your ass
The person your gonna have sex with: YUSS

Fuck Head Ass 

An insult to someone when you don't know what do call them.
Shut the fuck up you fuck head ass.
Fuck Head Ass by Unfuckable November 16, 2016

fuck my ass cause i love jesus 

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.