Arrested Development

It means being stuck in your ways. Even passed the legal age where you're allowed to Smoke, Drink, Drive and call 1-800-Sex-Lines.

Boy (at age 25): Yo, you want to come over and play Nintendo with me.

Girl (at age 17): Sure, .... hold up, (perplexed) how old are you again?

Boy (at age 25): 25 going on 26?

Girl (at age 17): God Damn you got a Arrested Development. Why should I go out with a grown man when he hasn't grown out of Nintendo? You crazy as hell yo. I'm leaving.

Boy (at age 25): But I'm playing with my brother.

Girl (at age 17): At your Mama's house that you HAVEN'T MOVED OUT OF YET?

Boy (at age 25): But don't you like playing with him too.

Girl (at age 17): Yeah but ...

Boy (at age 25): (Interrupts her) Alright, then.

Girl (at age 17): It ain't gonna be alright when your brother says "Why you still playing Games at this age". I'm breaking up with you Vaahsiyance. (Hangs up)

Boy (at age 25): Jueehsa, wait. FUCK!! (Throws the phone)

Girl (at age 17): That nigga is a dork yo. He still plays Nintendo? I'm surprised I didn't see him walking down the street with a Power Ranger toy in his hand. (Laughing Her Butt Off)

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

The Arnett

When one indirectly gets cock and/or ball sweat in their mouth!

Russ was wasted and was chasing everyone around with his cock out, so Dave smacked his junk to get him to put it away! Dave then deciding to implement "The Arnett" turned around and smacked Joel in the mouth as Joel was laughing at the whole situation, basically getting Russ's swamp juices all around and in Joel's mouth!

by nello April 22, 2006

Arrested Development

Semi camp, pseudo Hip Hop group of the early '90s.

Arrested Development's "Everyday People" was kinda cool but that "Mr Wendle" sucked.

by Bro D J July 16, 2005

arrest

A "dude I was so drunk last night" story you can read about in the paper.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

anesthetist

An advanced practice Registered Nurse who spends at least one year working in an Intensive Care Unit after graduation then does a 27-36 month residency learning every type of anesthesia. Once graduated from the advanced anesthesia training, a CRNA must pass a national accreditation exam . Nurse Anesthetists were the first medical specialty to practice anesthesia and studies have shown there to be no difference in patient outcomes between MD and CRNA anesthetics.

My femoral nerve block along with my popliteal block sure did help with my postoperative pain, I’m so glad my anesthetist put those in prior to my surgery!

by Peace Love Peace May 9, 2018

bed arrest

Method of detaining people by smashing their door down in the middle of night, piling upstairs and rudely waking them up by screaming/bright lights: they are then led away in handcuffs (if lucky, some victims are simply shot in bed.) Employed by British police forces.

'What the hell happened to your house?'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'

by ru August 10, 2004

anesthesiologist

The incompetent doctor trading stocks and drinking coffee in the lounge while nurse anesthetists do all of the actual patient care. The worse doctors and the best nurses go in to anesthesia.

Has anyone seen the anesthesiologist? No on has. He’s asleep in the lounge.

by BoneSurgeon July 4, 2019