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Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".
Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.
by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012
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Archive of Our Own

Quick explanation: fan fiction is a story based on a fictional/nonfiction world that deviates from the actual timeline and produces an alternate story. For example, if Naruto characters were in the modern world.

Archive of Our Own is a beta nonprofit website that distributes free fan fiction anyone can write with no advertisements at all. However, the process to write a fan fiction on said website is tedious, as the writing quality of these stories could sometimes rival Harry Potter, bringing up competition. Archive is commonly abbreviated to ao3. This website is commonly known as the holy grail of fan fiction, where the elite stories belong due to the sheer dedication people get, the growing support (albeit anonymous), and its intricate ‘tags’ sorting system. For example, take two people, Bakugou and Midoriya. If you want to see a fan fiction with a relationship between the two, you go to their fandom (Boku no Hero), select Relationships, then Midoriya Izuku/Bakugou Katsuki. This fan fiction may or may not have 5000 kudos (likes).

Other fan fiction websites that are notable for being significantly lower tier than Archive are fanfiction.net (ff.net) and Wattpad (wattpad.com).

In short, Archive of Our Own is the best fanfiction website and you cannot change my mind.
Wait, you read fanfiction?

Yeah, but only on ao3. Wattpad is lwk trash.

You’re not wrong. I mean Archive of Our Own is the best fan fiction website out there.
by gartssf October 10, 2020
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Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!
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Archbishop of Banterbury

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008
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paper architect

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.
"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli
by ignazio January 30, 2010
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Blue Archive

idgaf about examples i just wanna SEGGS Kayoko i think everybody needs to know that
example says it should include being defined, so Blue Archive
anyway, i will go SEGGS and GOON for Kayoko and Arona, gl
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take it on the arches

telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.
You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.
by dr. scotch April 11, 2008
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