apple

when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother

silly: lets do the apple
bobby: oh yes daddyyyyyy lets go

by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022

apple

A tasty looking but violent fruit that scares people away, mostly doctors. These misinterpreted fruit might look delicious, but you must resist the temptation too. Even in fairy tales, an apple almost kills because its poisoned, but of course with the most powerful force in the world, love, saves a princess. These aren't the only food to being going bad.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

by TheBaconMANIAC July 7, 2016

Apple

A Stupid Ass company

Fuck Apple , Samsung Rules!

by GoobaGoobaDued November 12, 2019

Apple

What are you fucking stupid? You eat these things and it tastes good so why wonder what it is?

I’m hungry for an apple

by The obnoxious smartass February 6, 2019

Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the word Apple? Either you mean the company that makes electronics or the fruit.

Either way, you're fucking stupid if you don't know what an apple is.

1.I'm not a motherfucking idiot and I like to eat Apples.

2. I love my Apple IPad!

by Tmoneu October 19, 2013

Apple

1) Fruit that grows on trees

2) Company founded by Steve Jobs and is now owned by Tim Cook

1) Mmmmm... This apple is so tasty

2) Apple is the company that created the IPhone

by MutsKun November 9, 2016

Apple

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apple?

You should know what apples are.

by Are You For Real? July 30, 2014