(noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀
Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.
by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025
An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.
My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.
by ForgetMeKnot! November 06, 2022
The Amazons were a Ancient Greek tribe of primarily women. In fact, any males they gave birth to where put with the recycling. A person referred to as a Lady Amazon is referred as a motherly person, protects people on her side, but you would run and hide if you where her foe.
by The Mytho October 25, 2018
Kevin: "Hey are you going to Ecuador this Summer?"
Dylan: "I was but I don't want to be around those dirty Amazon Spics."
Dylan: "I was but I don't want to be around those dirty Amazon Spics."
by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016
The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
by comfi September 28, 2024
A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.
Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday
by Octotrader February 11, 2018
a status of having enough income or wealth such that you don't have to check your bank account before making small purchases on Amazon, but you still have to work for a living because you don't have financial freedom.
My goal in life is to have Amazon freedom. Sure, financial freedom is better, but I feel that Amazon freedom is within my reach.