aldo

when a family member or close friend doesn't invite you to a party they are hosting or throwing.

I heard your party was great. Thanks for the aldo.

by Hai Medu Ele August 24, 2009

Aleona

A characteristic of an animal, idea, object, person or place that provides a perceptual experience of pleasure or satisfaction. Also known as "beautiful".

Did you see that girl? She's so Aleona.

by Mileyperfectionomg September 11, 2016

alero

anire's peng sister

i smashed alero

by timmet November 5, 2020

___.albedo.___

A F****** SIMP THAT TALKS ABOUT KAZUHA TOO MUCH...STOP THIS MADNESS

____.albedo.____ if you see this, xiao is better

by ___.xingqiu.___ June 18, 2021

Aldon

A gentleman who "ain't go no job". Who hates bowling because it bothers his whacking off wrist. Loves big dicks and freedom and still wants to know why Africans have no technology.

Girl 1: are you drunk?

Aldon: BIG DICKS AND FREEDOM

by ZoeY_i am a dog 420 October 1, 2016

Aled

Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.

Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!

by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019

Aleo

1. to be stupid or retarded (used mostly in Africa).

2. Aleo can also be short for the pasta named Aglio E Olio, otherwise known as Aglio Olio.

1. Dude, stop being a prick, you're aleo.

2. Wanna go grab lunch? I'm craving Aleo

by asdf;klj September 19, 2019