Directionism

Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.

1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.

1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism

by 3_bananas_for_a_euro November 26, 2020

Closet Directioner

a directioner that refuses to tell anyone that they like One Direction; they know all of their songs, own a bunch of merchandise, and secretly dance around in their room to WMYB; usually happens with boys that are in denial about liking pop music. in fact, they are so in denial that they are drowning

OMG, Stacy, Darren is such a Closet Directioner! I saw him dancing in his room to What Makes You Beautiful, and i took pictures and videos!

by Kaeree36 April 29, 2015

zoya directioner

Zoya Directioner is a girl who is extremely hilarious, gorgeous, sassy, fun loving and crazy over five boys who are also known as the biggest boyband in the world. Zoya Directioner who loves to eat just like her idol niall horan, sleep like zayn malik, be strong and sassy like louis tomlinson, cute and charming like harry styles and last but not least caring and protective like Liam Payne. If you have a zoya Directioner in your life never ever let her go because you would never found anyone as beautiful, hot, funny and caring like her.

Person 1: look zoya Directioner is here!
Person 2: damn, I wanna be her!

by crazyzirectionermofo June 17, 2019

one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

one direction

5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree

wow, one direction are so beautiful

by onedirectionisalifestyle November 6, 2021

Directions

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

by Superman13 May 23, 2008

Directionator

A word used by Directioners (A.K.A: 9-17 year old teenyboppers) who are so stupid and shallow that they can't appreciate their own fandom and believe that anyone who doesn't obsess and/or stalk the 'band' One Direction isn't a 'real fan'. They often accuse them of pronouncing/spelling people's names wrong, forgetting a line from the odd song or not knowing every detail of the member's lives.
In reality, very, very few of these people exist. Most of them are either already idiotic, psychotic fans or have been driven away by the fanbase's stupidity (thank god).

Fan #1: OMG I LOVE 1D!
Fan #2: OMG ME TOO!!!!11!!!
Fan #1: OMG OMG WHO'S UR FAVE!!!??
Fan #2: OMG OMG OMG I LOVE LEWIS!
Fan #1: OMGZZZZ I WILL CUT YOU DIRECTIONATOR BITCH!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!

by Common Sense Kid July 14, 2013