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Ahmad

A wealthy man with a 9 incher who spends his time enjoying himself, especially one who engages in the art of the bedroom, or has many casual sexual relationships. He likes to spoil, ruin women in style and more then often emotional counselling is needed for the women and a carpenter for the bed.

As for ahmad he is moving onto the next one, as he enjoys sangria in Spain.
Vanessa - who's that guy?

Jessica - oh that's Ahmad he paid for my college, he's the ultimate daddy.

Ahmad - stares from the distance like a mystic, but there is no lie in his eyes.
by Daddy on the floor November 27, 2021
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Ahmad

Loves dick and shows chips always fucked charbel
Ahmad will blow any one
by Omar amir December 3, 2019
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Ahmad

Ahmads are very questionable creatures, when they feel the urge to mate they usually make sounds and noises to attract female Ahmads. These noises consist of ‘guys let’s sell my stock’ or ‘afif you don’t want me to talk’ the ahmad species is unique in the way that 99% are gay; that 99% consists of ahmad Muslmani and many other.
Man that guy wanted to sell his stock I bet he’s an ahmad

My child is gay I’m going to call him ahmad
by Fufuuuu May 31, 2019
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Ahad

Here wor kid, pass them matches and i'll get this fire ahad.
by Elswick Charver September 7, 2007
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ahmadinejad

He ran, for the president of I-ran
We ran together to a tropical Is-land
My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can

You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me

I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
But you’re in New York now baby!!!
"Are there homosesuals in Iran, Mr. Ahmadinejad?"

"There are no gays in Iran. So I go to New York"
by TPBr December 25, 2007
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Ahmad

Look its Ahmad! He is gay and has a tiny penis.
by 😀🤣😂😊 June 1, 2019
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mahmoud ahmadinejad

The controversial leader of Iran who is a complete fuckstick. Contrary to popular right wing beliefs, even liberals hate this pudwhacker. Made of complete evil. mahmoud ahmadinejad, if ever captured should be subject to a mile long line of 8 year olds who are kicking him in his tiny scrotum.
That mahmoud ahmadinejad needs to be raped by a donkey, dickless bastard.
by Ngrhater April 9, 2008
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