Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020

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Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

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autocalypse

An apocalypse brought on by autocorrect messing up your spelling of a word.

I'm not to crazy about game meat.

...have you tried, fuck?

..😫..what??!...yeah I've fucked before you asshole mother fucker!!!!#

*truck!

...huh?

*fuck!...gah?

..

...duck...duck...

Autocalypse

by Rev. Foxx September 18, 2021

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Apocalypse

A world ending threat

The apocalypse might fall upon us anytime

by The clairvoyant. November 22, 2021

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apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022

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