absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague November 29, 2015

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Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

by Chickaboff July 22, 2021

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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

by lolgae September 22, 2020

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absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 14, 2006

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absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 10, 2017

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