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Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.
Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.
by Siege Knight June 24, 2020
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Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.
Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE
by Chickaboff July 21, 2021
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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.
by lolgae September 22, 2020
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absolute age

The actual age of an object.
The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.
by Dada truth April 28, 2006
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absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong
"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."
by Dickbutt694206661738 January 9, 2017
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Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.
by AbusementPark November 4, 2018
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absolute cuteness

by acefacelol February 1, 2010
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