this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly
what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!
friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!
friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!
by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020
that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "
by leslie espanol November 17, 2020
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 05, 2020
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 05, 2020
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 02, 2017
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
"you aint even the fart bro"
by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024