Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Yoink

Plural form of Yeet, and Yeeting.

Billybob Yoinked off the bus to get on that 2k19 grind. Billybob yoinked on his bot opponent in a 1v1.

by Tekashi 6ix8ight January 7, 2019

Yoink

The act of stealing something

I yoinked your virginity

by anonymous September 28, 2020

Yoink/Satvik

Definition of 'chutiya'. A normie who has ass taste in anime.

Hey who is that dumbfuck who thinks naruto>one piece?
Oh he is a complete Yoink/Satvik.

by Daddy Dim May 31, 2022

Yoink

To throw or chuck something at another person

Otis yoinked something at Eric.

by Otislovesmaeve August 9, 2019

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

Yoink

The word "yoink" refers to a person or thing quickly committing a negative act upon another person or thing, doing something against the rules or something they are not supposed to do, and it can also mean a person or thing stealing an item.

Ex: Harry wanted the last piece of pizza.

Harold yoinked it straight from the box, then ran away and ate it.

Harry just got yoinked.

by geoisbettr July 31, 2018