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I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"
by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009
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Shut Your Ass (SYA)

SYA (Shut Your Ass): When someone talks so much bullshit or nonsense he is asked to stop talking or shut his ass so the nonsense or lies will stop or the shit stops leaking from his verbal asshole.

Alternate meaning: When someone tells you something so amazing or unbelievable or too good to be true that you are in awe and dismay that you tell them to shut their ass because you think its utter bullshit.
Dominic: I'm telling you i seen her with my own eyes, the chick in the car next to me was Kim Bassinger and she was checking me out!

Angel Baby: Shut Your Ass (SYA) Dom, you're such full of shit you wish that was her in that car checking you out, Keep drinking and Shimmy Sham will start dancing nude in this mofo!
by Zio Carmine/Don Gesu October 4, 2011
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Is that your breath or your ass

1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.

2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."
by psiscott2000 May 22, 2006
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I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.
Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
by Angel_k March 21, 2010
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Mouth Your Ass

A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.
Dude, if you don't stop messing with my girlfriend, Imma mouth your ass!
by FHN_Nathan March 5, 2011
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Broke your ass

The act of rushing to go out of ones way for something or someone. To go out of one's way for.

Originally heard in from Clint Eastwood (Dave) in the movie Play Misty For Me albeit sarcastically.
Sgt. McCallum: Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.

Dave: When.

Sgt. McCallum: A week.

Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
by Nanoforge March 20, 2011
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liquidate your ass

To frick someones bum repeatedly and without mercy
"John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
by Hungbull36 December 14, 2014
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