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Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.
He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)
by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023
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Strawberry Yogurt

When a girl has her first time and is bleeding while over flowing with sperm from her vagina
Charles: I never thought keely was a virgin
Mike : well shes not after she had a Strawberry Yogurt
by Yleek January 12, 2012
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Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail
That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.
by iCruncher March 16, 2022
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Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.
After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.
by rolling green drive August 24, 2010
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Nipple Yogurt

1. When a man ejaculates (cums, jizzes) on a womans nipples or breasts and then proceeds to lick it off.
2. When a man motorboats a woman with food in his mouth.
Person 1: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Person 2: Nipple Yogurt. It's really good; you should try it sometime.
Person 1: That's gross. Why would I want to do that?
by BC13DDC May 13, 2011
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Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
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