bone yanker

one who frequently engages in the yanking of bones

Gawd! Danford, you're such a bone yanker.

Quit smoking the dick weed you bone yanker!!

by c.nutt February 20, 2009

puppet-yank

you sit in a chair place your elbow on your knee with your fist in the air. your good friend (normally a guy) then sits on your hand fisting himself while still standing. then you give him a reach around. the overwhelming pleasure causes your friend to flinch and jerk, looking like a puppet.

wow i couldn't believe Jon let me puppet-yank him last night.

by crookedmist July 30, 2010

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

yank one's chain

to fool or kid someone; to pull a fast one

I won? Seriously? Are you yanking my chain?

by humuhumu February 25, 2004

Obnoxious Yankees Fan

Term refering to the average fan of the New York Yankees. Along with an incredible ardor for their home team, obnoxious Yankees fans are distinct for their loud, rude and simply obnoxious behavior. Along with the Yankees themselves, the fans are part of the reason Boston hates New York.

I just wanted to go get my mail but my obnoxious Yankees fan neighbor kept yelling "who's your daddy" and thrusting at me...

The judge let me off because all I did was run over an obnoxious Yankees fan.

by Tessie October 18, 2004

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014

yank

To be a yankee from the North as opposed to a Confederate from the South during the American Civil War.
Now just mean's an American.

In The Past.....
Southerner: "I'll get y'all yo' damn, yankee."
Yankee: "Fuck off, hillbilly."
Nowadays.....
"The yank's invaded Iraq."

by Diego Blunt August 18, 2003