wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum

When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair

by Ballsballs November 12, 2013

clitoral winking

Clitoral winking is characterized by the rhythmic eversion of the labia with exposure and projection of the clitoris.

When she is ready to preach, dance, pose muscles, lecture and do faith healing, she begins to rub against anything, crawl with her belly close to the floor, roll and vocalize with a deep, throaty growl, and practice clitoral winking with unbounded enthusiasm.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] June 15, 2008

Mexican Wanking Fish

1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.

3. A penis.

1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...

2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!

3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!

by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006

wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

by Sean Morton November 17, 2006

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

winking pirate

A nickname for the BMW S1000RR motorcycle, so named because of it's asymmetrical (and incredibly ugly) headlight assembly. It also bears a distinct resemblance to the other form of winking pirate.

"Get a load of that BMW, it looks like a winking pirate!"

"Yeah, I've seen more attractive festering arseholes"

by Beemerfan May 15, 2010