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Wafflestomp

Shitting in a shower then stomping it down the drain, making it come out the other end of the drain looking like a waffle.
"Dude, I was so tired, it was 2 am, and I had to shit after taking a shower, so i wafflestomped it down the drain.
by Cosmic_Stars September 3, 2018
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Gourmet Waffles

A code word for "second base" when txting or talking
Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.
by Nikeswoosh May 25, 2011
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toaster waffles

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs
When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.
by bcrox May 6, 2008
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waffles.fm

Private torrent tracker claiming to be a recipe wiki. Doesn't come even close as grand as its better and nicer sister. FBI should raid this shit.
HOWEVER, the average ratio for waffles.fm does not have to be one, and in fact, it will always be higher. to prove this, pretend there is a site with only two users. one downloads 40 mb and uploads 20 mb, and the other downloads 20 mb and uploads 40 mb. the first users ratio is .5 and the second users ratio is 2, and the average of their ratios is 1.25. —Waffles handle: josh
by Satano69 September 7, 2010
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rofl waffles

Rofl Waffles(n) When a n00b laughs very hard it'll often say something completely retarded like "lol" or "rofl". However, when a n00b laughs so incredibely hard that it cannot contain it's idiocy in the slightest manner, it will exclaim the legendary "ROFL WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!111!!111!!ZOR". It is important that you either slap or pwn the n00b who said this and if possible eliminate him from the face of the planet to ensure that nothing as f*cking retarded as this happens ever again.
ZOMG!11!1!!1337! I JuSt uBER pWNzORD tAt N00B!!!!1111!!!! ROFL WAFFLES!!!!!
by tehn00bpwnzor November 30, 2007
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WaffleStomp

verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member
Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D
by Button Hat January 10, 2011
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Wafflestep

The code word for admitting you have a Blue Waffle fetish.
"Hey Mr. Pickles what does wafflestep mean"

"I'm never telling"
by just another taco May 11, 2010
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