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Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis
Wrist Slit by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Wrist Guitar

The act of cutting oneself.
Jeff: Dude that chick looks messed up!
Chris: Yeah man, it looks like she plays too much "wrist guitar".
Wrist Guitar by BJaS December 15, 2007

vanilla wrist

The act of being a faggot.
Jew:Man...Lyricaus is such a fag!
Muslim:I know man...he gots da Vanilla Wrist!
vanilla wrist by adcoolguy March 3, 2008

Chocolate Wristwatch 

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.
I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch
Chocolate Wristwatch by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010

San Luis Wrist Watch 

To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.
Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.

floppy wrist

/adj./ (1)-A term used to describe a flamboyant male, possibly homosexual. (Not necessarily a derogatory term).

See also: Floppy in the wrist
I saw Bruce skipping down the street, I think he's got a floppy wrist.
floppy wrist by GW March 8, 2004