bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

having one is better than seeing many

When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Gay Worthy

Any fashion, decor, restaurant, hotel, publication, cocktail, etc. displayed by a straight man and deemed worthy enough to be approved by the highly discerning tastes of a gay man.

Strait Lewis: "Welcome. Come on in. Can I make you Grey Goose Cosmo?"

Gay Rob: "Of course! Do you even have to ask? Oh my God, your home is absolutely fabulous!"

Straight Lewis: "Yes, I would say that I have a seamlessly blended eclectic mix of pieces ranging from the neoclassical era to the mid-century aesthetic."

Gay Rob: "Well, it is definitely gay worthy!"

by Lewis Ebersole January 29, 2008

fart worthy

definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.

definition 2:

When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.

example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."

example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."

by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009

Murder worth

A slang for Fort Worth Texas because of the high rate of violence and homicide in recent years.

I’m from murder worth Texas

by Almightytrae May 10, 2018

Skittle Worthy

to be skittle worthy one must be hott, sexy and have a hella sexy body.

There is a skittle commercial where the guy can turn anything he touches into skittles. Therefore, when you are called skittle worthy your shirt/pants/or other clothing is thought to be touched and turned into skittles, so there is no more clothes.

Damn, Nick is skittle worthy.
Hey, ya know that Dusty kid, he is totally skittle worthy.
I woke up next to Kyle Clark this morning, all i remember was damn he was skittle worthy.

by Dana S March 3, 2008

Dime's worth

Amount of heroin to cause death

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009