Woffer

A person who will sleep with anyone on campus (sometimes for money).

Dude, don't sleep with her, you don't know where she's been. She's a woffer.

by andy364 May 13, 2013

wooter

A person who says woot constantly.

"woot woot woot."
"stop spaming you fuckin wooter."

by thewootenator November 14, 2009

Chuck Woolery

Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!

by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

Wooter

A group of people who wear orange shirts and make offensive "hooting" noises while they run in public areas.

Wooters generally make "hooting" noises whilst gesturing in a similar way to the The Circle Game near their face while running at each other.

"Oh look, a group of Wooters..."
"You're joking? Fuck me they're annoying. They're a blight on society with those stupid noises they make - it makes me want to be anywhere but here. I want to go running but they make me want to slit my wrists! If only they were aware that they ruin Parkrun for the majority. Bloody bible bashers"

by Ima B July 8, 2018

wooder

Someone who has a thick voice who is trying to sound like people who don't have a thick-sounding voice, but then again they can't help it so why bother trying?

*Listening in to my brother on the phone*...wooder, wooder, wooder

by James November 12, 2003

Wooler

The term of frequently not attending a Lesson or event due to having commitments elsewhere.

Can also mean frequent trips to a seaside town for the sake of it.

John: Where is our teacher today?
Steve: I dont know?
John: I hope he hasn't done a Wooler on us
Steve: i bet he has a meeting :p

by BACTUER April 14, 2011

wolfer

A wolf, when caught in a snare in the wild, will often times go to extreme measures to get out of the trap. Often times wolves will actually chew their own leg off to get back to freedom.

This rarely happens, but is often recited when a drunken one-night-stand goes bad.

I just got out of there....she was lying on my arm; I almost needed to pull a wolfer...

by mk November 4, 2003