her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday

"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"

by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

by Tartan terrorist December 23, 2005

Wizards Slippers

When receiving oral love from a woman and at the point before releasing the baby batter, ones toes curl up - resembling the curly toed slippers adorned by Wizards.

She was going on me good when all of a sudden I got the wizards slippers!

by mattska February 24, 2010