He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 17, 2019

fuck me with a brick

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

by cdxfdh June 1, 2016

hit me with a brick

asking for hard sex without asking for sex

hey please hit me with a brick 🥺❤️

by horny weeb September 29, 2020

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

by rocky66 March 31, 2017

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007