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Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Meat Whiteymug.

whitey draw

When you have a draw of a joint and you feel sick (whitey draw)
Did you just have a whitey draw ?
by Mr Craig December 5, 2018
mugGet the whitey drawmug.

tighty-whitey nerd

A nerd wearing tighty-whities, i.e. white briefs. Has been culturally seen as the nerd type of underwear for decades, often made fun of and leading the wearer to become a victim of wedgies and pantsings.

At schools and other places, as well as culturally, as boxers and then boxer-briefs became popular, tighty-whities came to be seen as nerdy – partly because of their feminine shape, which is why briefs are sometimes also called manties or male panties.

In popular culture, this can for example also be seen in movies, TV shows etc., where most of the times whenever there is a nerdy character he wears tighty-whities, or when someone is being pantsed in a funny scene or becomes wedgied they usually wear tighty-whities.

In this day and age, because of this social stigma, you cannot really be seen wearing tighty-whities without being seen as nerdy by a lot of people, since it has become such a big part of popular culture and is portrayed in this way in movies, on television, talkshows etc. Avoid wearing if you do not wish to be wedgied, pantsed or made fun of for your underwear, since this is what tighty-whities has come to represent in popular culture.
Look at that tighty-whitey nerd!

Maybe he will one day change the world...
by whitebriefsforever May 8, 2024
mugGet the tighty-whitey nerdmug.

Whitey

The dustiest duster that ever dusted.
Did you see that Dustbag? Yeah he was a total Whitey.
by costanza July 25, 2019
mugGet the Whiteymug.

Whitey

The act of being sick, often done tactically to prolong a drinking session or just as the result of consuming too much alcohol or any other recreational drug
Ew georgia just whitey’d again
by Tom666davies January 23, 2021
mugGet the Whiteymug.

Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.
Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.
by AussieC November 9, 2012
mugGet the Hepatighty Whiteysmug.

Whitey

Why these people being so”whitey”
by Bee40 June 23, 2019
mugGet the Whiteymug.

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