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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
by cytobomb November 4, 2022
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brooklyn whiting

A used condom. Named from those found under the Coney Island boardwalk.
When I was walking under the boardwalk with my girlfriend, we found a brooklyn whiting.
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Stop whining and work harder

Can you hear the cracker blood of his ancestors resonating from he mouth-hole when he says it!?
In between sobs over his flabby bitch tits "Stop whining and work harder!!!"

Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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mischa wraith whiting

I like 2000 chapter books and drinking coffee and zephyrus my eagle owl
you like anime you must be a “mischa wraith whiting
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Stop Fucking Whining

NO! BITCH! GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU COW!
Hym "No I will not stop fucking whining Megyn! Not until that money is in a place where I have access to it! If you wanted me to stop whining that bad you'd be getting me my money IMMEDIATELY and getting me off... The stalking apparatus. Ok!? So no! I'm not stopping, I will NEVER stop! I'm going to have a list of complaints from the to put on my headstone! Bitch! Get me my money!"
by Hym Iam December 5, 2024
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