what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017

What the imaginitive fuck

what the imaginitive fuck (wtif) is used when someone post something truly horrific and they need to question why they decided to post it.

Op: * post someone getting raped*
Me: what the imaginitive fuck op.

by A digital mess June 22, 2019

what the shitting fuck

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke

Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck

by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022

what in the fuck

a more powerful version of "what the fuck" whene you are UTTERLY confused

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

by CURNICNLGEE December 16, 2022

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.

Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014

what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015

what in the timbuck fuck

A silly little exclamatory phrase made by the reaction YouTuber Ryth

Ryth: “My Fortnite GIRLFRIEND wanted to SHOWER with ME” what in the timbuck fuck am I getting into?—-

by blakkxzoul February 19, 2023