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Weezing

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.
Guy: "Hey, wanna go see the new Star Wars?"

Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"

Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"

Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."

Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"
by JustThatGuyOnUrbanDictionary September 5, 2016
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Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.
Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...
by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011
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wedding

The most important day of a woman’s life. A day invented by women for women, planned since their early childhood, to eventually rob a man of half his life savings he has worked his entire adult life to achieve. Immediately after a woman accepts her alleged Prince Charming boyfriend’s proposal, her estrogen immediately turns her into a bridezilla and she goes into high gear calling her mother and friends, reads every issue of Modern Bride Magazine to get ideas for her dress, the bridesmaids dresses, the cake, the invitations, the flowers, and scoures the internet for where to take the honeymoon. All this while the nonchalant groom-to-be takes it all in stride and brags to his buddies how he will finally be able to get some whenever he wants (forgetting the fact that he hopes his bride-to-be will never find out he’s screwing one of the future bridesmaids and having to get a home pregnancy test). The groom-to-be, knowing he will soon not be single anymore, gives an all out effort to go to as many bars, nightclubs or strip joints with his buddies while he can to find all the girls he can screw before committing to “the one.”

The couple allegedly lives in several years of bliss, only to eventually end when both lovers hate each other and seek a divorce attorney. The woman eventually gets the man’s balls thru his wallet by getting half his life savings that took his entire adult life to achieve.
A wedding is nothing more than an expensive day invented by women for women in an attempt to scheme a man of half his life savings it took his entire adult life to acheive.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 26, 2008
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mexican wedding

A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.

Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.
Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.
by M1K3 April 13, 2007
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Wisconsin Wedding

After a one night stand, you rummage through the other person's apartment for cash (usually toward bus fare or transit costs).
"I thought I'd have to walk home from her place but little of the old Wisconsin Wedding and I got to take the monorail."
by WiscWed March 25, 2008
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Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
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wedding

1. A waste of money.
2. Just another thing invented by women for women, but men couldn’t care less.
3. A ceremony a nieve couple has to prepare for their upcoming fairytale marriage, only to kill each other a year later.
4. The first phase of a couple’s inevitable divorce.
5. The day you finally get to score without feeling guilty.
6. You take months to prepare for an expensive ceremony and get an expensive dress and eat an expensive cake to allegedly pledge your love to your beloved, by putting on a phony appearance with a phony smile to marry a phony person, only to discover the real person is a true jerk/bitch when the honeymoon is over.

Hell, just go to Vegas. At least you won't still be paying for a stupid ceremony at the time you need a divorce attorney.
Is a wedding really necessary? No.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 3, 2008
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