1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.
2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.
3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.
3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.
by Dead Jack March 08, 2011
weed is an amazing mood altering plant that relaxes your whole body and puts you off in a trance where you forget all your problems
by JmastaO October 15, 2007
it is the greatest thing since sex.
its actually better then sex cause you can do it alone.
unless your lighter breaks. then you better have some shrooms.
everyone is doing it.. join on in
need a fix? call your local pot dealer at
1800-MARY
its actually better then sex cause you can do it alone.
unless your lighter breaks. then you better have some shrooms.
everyone is doing it.. join on in
need a fix? call your local pot dealer at
1800-MARY
im gonna get shit faced drug and smoke an ounce of weed.
i got a great deal on an once, only 30 bucks for an ounce.
i smoked too much weed and now i forget what happened.
weed made me fail school.
that 70s show has people smoking fake weed.
i got a great deal on an once, only 30 bucks for an ounce.
i smoked too much weed and now i forget what happened.
weed made me fail school.
that 70s show has people smoking fake weed.
by Walan hater September 26, 2006
Marijuana- bud, buddha, cheeba, chronic, dope, ganja, gangster, grass, hash, herb, mary jane, reefer, sinsemilla, skunk.
"People need to be educated on the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If he put it here and he wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that god is wrong?"
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessley repeating.
The herb is a gift from the earth. Why is it illegal you ask? I have no idea. It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit...unnatural?
"People need to be educated on the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If he put it here and he wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that god is wrong?"
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessley repeating.
The herb is a gift from the earth. Why is it illegal you ask? I have no idea. It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit...unnatural?
"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."
"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time."
"Please don't throw your shit at me...unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana."i
Dante: Dude, where do you buy your pot?
Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante.
Dante: Oh...THATS RIGHT! Hey, Mr. Cheezle!
"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time."
"Please don't throw your shit at me...unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana."i
Dante: Dude, where do you buy your pot?
Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante.
Dante: Oh...THATS RIGHT! Hey, Mr. Cheezle!
by FixedOnTheSun December 23, 2010
by Bri November 01, 2004
grass from heaven used by the right people, the good people, non-christian people
used by people who want to live with ltos of fun in a social way =)
used by people who want to live with ltos of fun in a social way =)
weed
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by xil April 13, 2005
An herbal remedy put on this earth by god himself.God said their be weed let their be weed. Ofen goes for $20 an eighth in my town or if dro(good ass weed)a gram for $20.
Jack frost, superman, hydro, orange crush, blueberry,dank, drizzy, budha, herb, sticky iky, buzz, green, and weed. I also tried some dro with red hairs.
by dopeboymagic September 24, 2006