To fully understand chav watching you have to know what a chav is, when you do you may understand the facination many people have in these strange creatures.
To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.
Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).
A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.
To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.
Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).
A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.
Guy No.1: What you up to tonight?
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!
by monkey hangers mate March 11, 2009
Get the Chav Watching mug.Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(
by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016
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positive re-enforcement which draws attention to more pressing issues at hand.
Derivative of Jamaican patois 'nuh badda watch dat'.
Derivative of Jamaican patois 'nuh badda watch dat'.
Girl 1: I can't come to the party cos I haven't any new clothes.
Girl 2: Don't watch dat sistren, u know the dance will be heavy
Girl 2: Don't watch dat sistren, u know the dance will be heavy
by Kenny Dust September 9, 2004
Get the dont watch that mug.A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.
by scarfacemontana July 21, 2014
Get the feds watching mug.Netflix : Are you still watching ?
Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW
Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.
Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW
Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.
by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020
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by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010
Get the Watch spring mug.When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.
by Philly Billy Milly December 13, 2010
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