lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Morning Wake Upmug. by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018
Get the Wake up the blockmug. Massive quadriceps.
by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018
Get the waking up tonganmug.