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Unmanly orgasm wail 

The sound a male makes upon seeing a wasp (just before climaxing) during sexual intercourse.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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Waistbanding it 

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.
"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"
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Waifu wail waist-shake wai waifs wait wain't wait what wait for it waiting

WAINGAFAT 

An acronym for "Who Am I Not Giving A Fuck About Today" created by AngryAussie on YouTube.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the last WAINGAFAT Wednesday on YouTube yesterday?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, Angry always knows how to point out someone's douchbaggery."
WAINGAFAT by dontgiveashitaboutyou November 30, 2009
Waie is a person who is mostly introverted but once you get to know them, they are really funny and kind. They are usually very kind and generous towards people and have a urge to throw compliments at everyone and to spread happiness.
he is such a nice person he must be waie.
Waie by 3idd December 28, 2017

Waifu In Real Laifu 

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.
Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.

waist-shake 

Started in Japan. Meaning to have sex, often using a pelvic thrust when doing so.
Caused when a American English teacher told some Japanese kids on a soccer field the English words for waist and shake. So being the kids they are they put it together to come up with a new word for sex that no one really understands outside of the kids...except one guy.
Guy-*points at girl* I'd Waist-shake that.

New Mcdonalds ad..

baba ba ba baa I'd waist-shake that.
waist-shake by Woogy June 21, 2005

Waitrose 

A shop that is the same as Tesco, Morrison's, and Sainsbury's yet it charges three times the price for the same product and is full of people who are extremely uptight.
Person 1: Ok, See you later I'm off to Tesco's
Rich Snob: TESCO? YOU BLITHERING IDIOT I ONLY SHOP AT THE MOST EXQUISITE SHOP THERE IS!
Person 1: What shop is that?
Rich Snob: WELL IT'S WAITROSE OF COURSE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
Person 1: Why charge three times the price for something you can get much cheaper?
Rich Snob: I'll have you know Waitrose only supplies it's customers with the most richest delicacies in the whole of Britain. I suggest you walk away you peasant.