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april withdrawls 

The physical and mental symptoms that occurs when stopping or reducing contact with April.

Symptoms may include but not limited to:

Pain areas: in the muscles
Whole body: clammy skin, craving, excessive hunger, fatigue, feeling cold, lethargy, loss of appetite, night sweats, shakiness, or sweating
Behavioral: agitation, crying, excitability, irritability, restlessness, or self-harm
Psychological: delirium, depression, hallucination, paranoia, or severe anxiety
Gastrointestinal: flatulence, gagging, nausea, stomach cramps, or vomiting
Cognitive: disorientation, mental confusion, racing thoughts, or slowness in activity
Mood: boredom, feeling detached from self, loss of interest or pleasure in activities, or nervousness
Sleep: insomnia, nightmares, sleepiness, or sleeping difficulty
Nasal: congestion or runny nose
Eyes: dilated pupil or watery eyes
Also common: seizures, sensitivity to pain, slurred speech, teeth chattering, tingling feet, trembling, tremor, or weakness
Due to the agony of my april withdrawls, felt it was as if the world was coming to its untimely death, and the only cure was her presence!
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Minecrafter Withdrawal 

Minecrafter Withdrawal, also known as Minecraft Withdrawal or Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (MWS*), is a mental condition that occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) either willingly or nonwillingly such as not being able to play it does not play Minecraft for a long period of time. This may be days, months or even years. Symptoms include excessive boredom, increased desire to play Minecraft, (more so in the unwilling cases) and potential sadness and/or aggression.
*MWS is not to be confused with Cosbino's definition of the same word, which is here: Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome.
Person 1: "I'm experiencing Minecrafter Withdrawal after a few months of not playing it."
Person 2: "That sucks, dude."

Afghan Withdrawal 

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.
Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.
Afghan Withdrawal by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021

automatic withdrawal

Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.
Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.
automatic withdrawal by QuacksO September 27, 2021

Kiri withdrawal 

The feeling of absence of a friend named kiri when she goes from for the holidays and your apartment is empty.
I am experiencing a kiri withdrawal.
Kiri withdrawal by anonymous December 29, 2021

party withdrawal 

When you haven’t been to a party in a few weeks and are missing that thrill. You’re going through withdrawal symptoms.
Dude we gotta find a funky this weekend I’m going through party withdrawal”
party withdrawal by kelly_08 March 23, 2022

Wida withdrawal

Being away from Wida for a long time and body tends to act up as if addicts haven’t had a cigarette or drugs in a long time.
I haven’t seen her for so long I’m starting to have Wida withdrawals
Wida withdrawal by Dracocr June 22, 2022