bush whipped

Tony Blair, Bertie Ahern, Sylvio Burlesconi, John Howard, Steve Harper.

What's the difference between David Beckham and Tony Blair?

One's pussy whipped, the other's Bush whipped.

by Desigol December 28, 2005

pussy whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

by je adore dior March 8, 2003

Whipp Gang

A brotherhood that whips (drives fast) together in a specific form of transportation, specifically a golf cart. This gang is a brotherhood and extremely difficult to join. The founding members, SVYIA, a small business that owns Smart Products LLC, created the gang after an experience of truly 'whippin.'

Chrisvin isn't cool enough to join Whipp Gang because of their strict acceptance rate.

by SVYIA October 28, 2017

indian bull whip

The act of shitting in a sock then using it to smack someone in the face with it.

My friend passed out on my bed and wouldnt get up. So I indian bull whipped that motherfucker

by NyCShadow August 23, 2005

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.

Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.

by PohTayToez July 13, 2009

Bicycle Whisperer

1. One who rescues bicycles from trash, curb, dumpsters and prevents bicycles from going into landfills.
2. One who repairs salvaged bicycles and donates to good cause, person, charity.
3. One who is an expert at repairing bicycles.
4. A caring instructor who teaches the art of riding bicycles to children and adults.

The local bicycle whisperer has rescued a dozen bicycles this year from the curbside trash and donated to needed people.

My bicycle mechanic has a knack for repairing all types of vintage bicycles, he is some sort of bicycle whisperer.

by vitomacdoc March 20, 2010