What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011
Get the What The Beans!? mug.A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.
Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.
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A phrase that came into existence presumably because of a typo in one of Billy Ray Cyrus' tweets.
Used frequently among fanbases and sass accounts on twitter.
Generally means "what the fuck?"
Must be said without punctuation.
Used frequently among fanbases and sass accounts on twitter.
Generally means "what the fuck?"
Must be said without punctuation.
Twitter User 1: Did you see Miley's AMAs performance with the cat?
Twitter User 2: No hold on let me look it up
Twitter User 2: what to heck
Twitter User 2: No hold on let me look it up
Twitter User 2: what to heck
by MMDN December 2, 2013
Get the what to heck mug.If someone uses this, they might be a furry. It’s used when they are intrested, they see something lewd
by Carpic November 2, 2018
Get the OwO what’s this? mug.A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.
by SusAmogus😩 October 6, 2021
Get the What da dog doin? mug.Translates directly to "what a time to be alive".
This acronym has two key connotations:
1) celebrating what an outrageous social moment we live in as a result of 21st century technology and norms.
2) expressing general joy.
(See also: the think man's YOLO)
This acronym has two key connotations:
1) celebrating what an outrageous social moment we live in as a result of 21st century technology and norms.
2) expressing general joy.
(See also: the think man's YOLO)
Moses: "my ex's dog just endorsed me for 'research' on LinkedIn."
apple: "WATTBA"
(See also : the thinking man's yolo)
apple: "WATTBA"
(See also : the thinking man's yolo)
by Wryly July 7, 2015
Get the WATTBA mug.A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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