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Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.
You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!
by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014
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Welfare parasite

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."
Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.
by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011
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Welfare Whore

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.
by Fluffy March 3, 2003
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Welfare-Core

Originating in SE Iowa it's a brand of heavy metal whose band members, rather than having the traditional day jobs,live on welfare to support themselves.
man, that welfare-core band was awesome, I wonder if they accept food stamps for their merch?
by Bigmeat Thunderballs September 11, 2013
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welfare joy ride

when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age
when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2016
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Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.
* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them
by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021
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Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon john April 23, 2012
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