Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

waterbread

better sounding than "wonderbread" and "whitebread". Should be used as a synonym to those words. "Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences." Waterbread could be seen as worse than "wonderbread" and "whitebread" as soggy bread is bland af.

That blonde guy with blue eyes is such a waterbread. He's like the golden retriever of humans.

by Nowaterbreadallowed June 14, 2019

water gun

a thing that you can use to spray liquid at people (nobody said it had to be water 👿)

I give water guns full of cat piss to children

by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022

special water bottle

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).

"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.

by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007

Nut Water

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

by jcb72 August 14, 2012

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident August 6, 2013

dirt water town

A small town in a rural area that typically has one stop light or none at all. This town usually has no opportunity for its future generations. This phrase does not have to be derogatory in nature.

Scottville MI is a dirt water town.

by Slaynasty July 3, 2014